I’ll say it again: after his time in office Trump has a promising side career as a gender transition surgeon; he’s already turned a bunch of dicks into a bunch of pussies.

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What’s important to me is being able to open an article in Jalopnik without a video autoplaying.

I don’t mind a little dramatization with the people involved, but dammit, get the cars and the on-track action right. Don’t use crappy replicas with obviously incorrect things like ride height or wheels.  Don’t make stupid crashes that are obviously staged.  And don’t make stupid engine noises that sound nothing like…

I know but good lord what’s next, the NRA sound off about Bob The Builder building a Mosque that sees Lofty converting...

Surprised that the news media has not boycotted his events. The moment that his campaign started strong-arming the media, they all should’ve formed a united front and pulled completely out of all of his events. That’s probably the best way to deal with a narcicist such as Trump.

Aw, shit, I loved smoking. So relaxing/energizing/cool. Went well with beer. And coffee. And sex.

You know, when I’m in my cage and I see somebody on a sportbike hauling ass up to me about to pass me, despite the fact lanesplitting is illegal where I live, and it still annoys me they are driving like a douche, I don’t try to block them or start trouble like an asshole. Why is this so hard for people? What part of…

Honestly, the most shocking thing about this is that Madonna has fans that are 17 years old

we need balance.

Cruz is really the worst of the worst. Sanctimonious, Machiavellian, hypocritical, McCarthyesque. A vicious little debate-club ninny. Probably the only human being on earth who could ever make me root for Trump in a primary.

Enough with the “Terrifying”.They cant ALL be “Absolutely Terrifying” Time for some new words..

Here are more cat pics that probably will never ever be in-greyed. Oh well. These are my babies and they are the worst and I love them.

I love this. My three shitbags are free-fed, too, and only one is a little plump.

I’m forever greyed so no one will probably see this, but here :)

My current cats are essentially free fed (we put food in their bowls twice a day when we feed the dogs but they never actually empty their dish. They graze throughout the day - but if they can see the bottom of their damn dishes, they knock the bowls over (metal bowls + basement floor = distinctive sound) as if they…

...you have an automatic rifle as a check against tyranny?

Dude, the last time I checked, neither an Abrams, a drone, nor an anti-materiel rifle like the Barrett give a fish-bellied fuck about your personal firearm.

I -hate- that excuse. If the Big Green Killpower wanted your ass, there’d be fuck-all you could do about…

I’m really disappointed with the number of negative comments on this article, so I’m hoping they are just from a bunch of unfunny trolls.

IDK about weird. I’d say “a little squirrelly”. I’ve known several. They’re smart, focused, pay attention to detail, good judgement. I think they’re good people in general, but after a while, they’re just different and seem distracted - in life, at sea or not. It changes them. They’re under pressure consistently with…