If reports are to be believed and production just started on the show (including casting updates just two days ago), how they hell is this coming out this summer?

I shudder to think of the other ... ahem, materials, that made it into the tuna when I worked there. Allegedly Gatorade, cigarette ashes ... you get the idea.

With two divorces under my belt and no intention on ever doing that again, I guess I’m screwed.

Also know, at least in my neck of the designated worst driving state in the Union, Virgina (and likely elsewhere but Virginia), you can get a second ticket for the same crap (and MORE!) even after you finally got dinged by a cop 'just idling in the shopping center parking lot and how did he even see that!' for your 11…

After just buying a brand new Mazda Protege, I asked my friend to do my first oil change (I don't trust myself not to do something stupid).

After two (2!) failed marriages, I'm wondering if dating in my 30s is even something I want or even have time for.

Don't lie to the poor kid.

Yes, I too do not understand this line of logic.

That's the best response to get. My ex is unfortunately entangled in my life due to kids but pretty much everyone I relay stories to, in as fair and unbiased way as I can, "she deserves a punch in the throat" is the common refrain.

It's fortunate that you've never been in the difficult position to pay a few hundred dollar fine or feed your family or heat your house.

"Pay the fine and you'll be ok."

I didn't see that coming.

I was over visiting a friend a few months back. Their cat is kind of crotchety and reminds me a lot of Mandy Patinkin from Homeland but overall she's pretty nice.

I can't speak for Domino's but used to deliver for Papa Johns. Drivers made $4 an hour while on the road and minimum wage while in store. On an average Friday/Saturday night, most drivers would only work four or five hours (since there were literally twenty of us taking single orders to shorten delivery time)…