so why is it white?

I number of years ago, I read an article where the F1 question was raised to Dr. Ulrich and he said that Endurance racing serves Audi much better than F1 because the top-tier of endurance cars cover more miles in a 24h race than and entire season of F1 and carry a higher average speed on platforms that allow for…

dude the bats in the car was what really made that story. I mean wolves that's not so bad as long as you didn't get eaten. But the bats... I just pictured the situation from the truck driver you cut offs view of a car zipping in front of him with bats flying out the window being chased by wolves. He must have had no…

During the day it's a pretty scenic drive, with lots of lakes and valleys.

During the night it turns into a tarmac rally, with little to no police surveillance, lots of places to overtake, and a looot of mooses and other potential roadkill.

I drive through there regularly, and I often get passed by racers doing 160+ in…

Whoa. My first thought was "no way that's true" and then I see your tagline at the top LOL. Amazing, amazing story. And driving with a car full of bats has to be at the very top of my "never, ever, ever do this" list.

"I was visiting my girlfriend several hours northwest of Montreal and the weekend was over so I set out driving South on Autoroute 117 from Val D'or in Quebec at about 2AM on a Monday morning.

Rather than just stopping on the bare highway and doing my business, I pulled in and started to go through the trail thanking myself for choosing the full coverage, non-fault insurance as the bushes scrapped and thwarted the sides of the car and the bottom occasionally getting caught on a rock.

One thing I forgot to mention was that I spent the rest of that afternoon at the coin-op car wash, carefully hosing off the grille and engine compartment as it resembled the underside of a cheap lawnmower.

I was at the passenger seat when this happened to Jessi, myself and my press dept. car... http://jalopnik.com/motortrend-hos…

You want to know scary? When I grew up nobody wore seat belts. We would actually tuck them into the back seat cushion so they wouldn't be "in the way.'

Suggested By: Moves-Like-Senna, Photo Credit: Andrew Bowden

For 5 hours I drove in silence until I arrived at a parking lot near work in downtown Montreal. Bloodied with bat shit on me, smelling like urine, a torn shirt still sticking through my fly, muddied dress shoes, exhausted and panicked I walked into the office to start my Monday morning."

And the IRL LOL of the night award goes to.

You are winning the Internets my friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy god. What an incredible story.

I have no idea how this happened. Apparently I optioned out an RV unimog.

Um.

I, Moves-Like-Senna, swear that this story is 100% non-fiction and true. Months later, I still refuse to go near a Sonata or go more than an hour in a vehicle without an empty bottle or alternate restroom facilities.

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