A: GET VACCINATED

B: Return to at least some level of a halfway “normal” life.

C: See my parents for the first time in 14 months

D: See friends whom I haven’t seen in a year

E: Don’t be terrified of going to the grocery store

F: Pull out my 1955 Mercury and drive all over the place

G: Take a solid, 2 week vacation, Ideally…

Did you watch the video at all? she linked it at the time stamp to show all the turns. The sketchy one was the last aborted left turn. The system didn’t detect a truck AND a truck towing a boat as a moving target (yellow designation instead of the blue in the other attempts) and was literally about to pull in front of…

no idea. Looked for guillotine gif and this was on the results.  At first I thought the exploding paint can would simulate the arc flash problem if you cut the cord.  But then the other details became clear and it had to be shared.

What is that from? I need it in my life.

I like this idea better. Just because the GIF is great.

They REFUSED to publish my story about my Miata getting locked to a Supercharger! It’s been there 7 months, still on E. 

Meh, someone elses problem (drives away)

When Tesla stops crapping out $hitboxes maybe Jalopnik coverage will be more favorable.

Locking plug = So people don’t go around unplugging cars “just for lols”, or to plug in their own.

This headline doubles as a review.

Waiting for the 1 star review from the owner after Jeep takes 3 seconds to deny the claim...

Yeah!  I’ve paid enough taxes over the years that should cover an illegal activity I commit in the future.

“I pay X in taxes” is a backdoor way of saying “I pay your salary/I own you” about government officials. As a government employee, I love hearing that phrase. “Good for you” is my usual response.  “I pay taxes too, idiot” is usually on my mind when I hear that.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Stop. Making. Stupid. People. Famous.

This is why we need to teach civics in public schools

Citations Needed just did a great podcast episode solely devoted to pulling apart the political dog whistle that is the word “taxpayer.” I never really paid attention to its use before, but this minor youtube celebrity just embodies everything they were talking about.

Dude literally begged the IRS to audit him. Let’s roll.

whenever anyone says “I pay X in taxes”

so is, “i pay x in taxes....” the new, “ im not racist but...”

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.