I mean...I don’t think candidates’ and candidates’ spouses’ CONSENSUAL sex lives should play a part in an election, but like...Bill Clinton straight-up sexually assaulted some women back in his Arkansas days. I can’t just let that lie as part of his “sex life.”

Sorry, but it’s 2 with 6 zeros after it dollars. For like an hour of work. I would feel horrible about it though.

Honesly, it’s really just the rich person’s version of buying a new iphone every year. You know they’re made in communist China with terrible labor conditioms, but YOU WANT IT AND YOU WANT IT NOW!

Nicki Minaj might be the most annoying person in America. And yeah, I know about that pharmacy douchebag. Still comfortable with my statement.

The government’s main annoyance right now is that the iPhone has strong device encryption on by default and Apple refuses to design it in such a way that allows the government a back door in

The Manhattan project mobilized the scientific community to create a horrific weapon, not solve a socio-political problem.

Because this is Jezebel. Reasonableness has no place here. :)

How is that not an improvement?

How is “a woman afraid of what society thinks eventually overcomes that fear and does what she wants” not an improvement over “a man roofies and rapes a woman who just wants to get home to her family”?

Someone on Twitter recently (I wish I could remember who) pointed out that, the way it was originally written and performed, what this song is really about is a woman who wants to buck social norms of propriety and stay with him but feels pressured to leave so she doesn’t suffer social consequences and stigma. And…

Time to put this one down.