It’s somebody was willing to give you 2 million dollars, you probably wouldn’t donate a cent. It’s easier to be charitable with other people’s money though, my self-righteous friend.

I forgot “by.” Sorry.

That’s not really an improvement.

I wasn’t offended you, I was mocking you. Good jokes are usually funny.

Why is encryption a “problem”? We just accept that privacy is a bad thing now?

I can’t imagine being the sort of person who comments on a local news station’s website.

Thanks for warning about those scary comments! I don’t know what I would’ve done if I read some naughty words on the internet!