mouthsirencop
Mouth Siren Cop
mouthsirencop

That’s real talk. You can easily spot the other renters on our block - yard looks like shit, trashcans always left by the street overflowing. I say this as a renter. I’m just OCD and my mother would disown me if I didn’t cut the grass, but its tough to get people to give a shit when its not their stuff and to be

When I was a teenager, I was in the drive thru when some old man came screaming up from behind and started railing at the kids in the car in front of us - lot of histrionics, lot of yelling - then he threw something at them and pulled off. Turns out the kids had thrown out some trash before they pulled in and he had

Natural selection rears its head in all sorts of unsuspected places. Say for instance you have a bit of talent, are in the public light, but you’re dumb as fuck. You don’t get to continue. Mistakes are going to be made, sure, but when you’re this stupid, best thing is to cut her off now. Plenty of choirs looking for a

That’s a lotta bullshit fluff from some rube who thinks learning how the world works is tough. Fuck that noise. Everyone is going to have to own every fucking choice they make for the next few -

If only there were some sort of commission that could protect consumers - maybe warn them about safety issues in various products.

New Zealand broseph -they actually want us. Those smug-ass Canadian fucks only want our cash

Bumpers were heavy because that’s where the technology was at the time. Emission controls have reduced smog levels by 1000%. Seatbelts save millions of lives every year. 55 was chosen to save gas.

Its a great idea that could really make a difference in developing countries. Now, about that cost...

Information is a thing to normal people - but republican asshats seem perfectly comfy in not having any. Do you. Hopefully you’ll be naturally selected before you or your fucked up offspring do too much damage.

Hello millennial twat. Message from the rest of the world: you know these things because we taught them to you.

Don’t end that rant bud. Now is the to fight this bullshit - before GOT comes back on.

side of cheese

“basil instead of cilantro...”

Eh, or we could just have a cull. The shit has hit the fan - looking for pragmatic ways of dealing with assholes will have to wait awhile. For now, there is the stick - no carrot

I suppose this is supposed to be reassuring, but considering the fight during the primaries, when the Bernie crowd literally said these exact things, but to be told to STFU and get in line, its her turn, etc - and to see that lead to Trump...I just don’t see how I can say anything other than fuck you Dave. You have

Just with Dave. I’m still waiting on that mea-culpa from Jezebel, who keeps telling me hil is the uncrowned queen and I can eat shit

If white women were the swing vote, it seemed to make quite a difference to them, because outside of “I just hate her” from the stepford quasi-republican set, the biggest complaint I’ve heard from white chicks is “but her emails”

“They all thought just like Schumer when he said “HAHA FUCK YOU, PROGRESSIVES, WE’RE GOING TO GET THESE MODERATE REPUBLICANS.” Stupid assholes.”

Next to nothing for support. LOL -you disingenuous troll. How about Debbie Wasserman Schultz actively sabotaging his efforts? That 90% of her supporters are morally ambiguous is as much an explaining factor as to why the clinton lost as anything. She/you/they are just terrible fucking people at the end of the day

If you want to get more specific - white people showed up to vote for trump, black people did not show up to vote for hil