Especially when it came to his son wanting to play with dolls and stuff, like Ross wasn’t the epitome of a manly man either so he should have understood that little boys don’t really care either way usually. 

I like how Jennifer Aniston’s PR team didn’t say anything and Schwimmer’s had their day in the sun. That must have been so exciting for his PR team!

Ross was a terrible, awful person, friend, and boyfriend. His controlling, insecure attitude was disguised as “cute.”

Okay, so they aren’t dating.  But... How often do they bathe?  

She’s already got at least two* hair-trigger issues that, if mentioned by another Housewife, will cue a table-flipping temper tantrum. At this point she’s a shoo-in for the show.

I have a similar pair of boots I wore through the 90s that are entirely red glitter. (I refuse to throw them out. They’re shelf art now.)

Have you heard of this amazing invention called a Shower, wherein you are not making human broth, but rinsing away filth?

To be fair to you, it isn’t recommended to wash the average toddler more than a couple times a week. Their skin is different than an average 8 year old kid.

BP dumps billions of gallons of oil in the gulf, but you go after people for littering.

This coming from those who have lawns that drink up more water than bathing would ever do. The environmental musings of folks that regularly fly private tho? I have lived on 3 Continents yet to see a bathing restriction- what nations across the globe do this? For the record it isn’t Eritrea, Italy or Brazil. 

We live in a world where the Lita is canceled yet Isabel Marant can bring back her $800 wedge “trainers”. Where’s the justice?

I sense some serious privilege underlying the celebrity pride in not bathing. There was substantial, mostly benign neglect in my family when my sister and I were kids, because our parents’ minds and energy were elsewhere. My sister was often told at school that she smelled. I was often told that my hair or clothes look…

I’ve never stopped loving these and boots like them.

Listen, I love this style and I own several pair. I will not hear any talk of this being ugly or unattractive. Wear them proud.

THIS. This is why this whole “bathing your kids” discourse has bothered me so much. 

I don’t care how often celebrities bathe since I’m never likely to be in their sniff radii, but I’m crushed that Christina Applegate, who is very funny and who by all accounts seems like a lovely, charitable and all-around quality human, has yet more medical shit to deal with.

While I can do without knowing the bathing/shower habits of most people and their children, I welcome more info about Jason Momoa.

Regarding the “eco-conscious” part, I’d like to see some cross-referenced photos of the unwashed celebrities’ mansions, since they tend to have impeccably manicured grounds. If you use 7 metric tons of water on your grass every day, I’m going to side-eye you about the 17 gallons (American average) you saved by…

Just as they decide to volunteer that information unprompted, people are free to willingly mock them for it, specially POC who have been called dirty before just because of their skin tone, it's like when DJ Khaled said he doesn't go down on his wife but expects blowjobs, well, you open yourself to mokery.

Whelp, that quiz was depressing as hell. Also none of this takes into account epigenetic trauma.