And it’s hysterical to me that even out of office he’s still supposed to behave better than 99.99999% of everyone else in this fucked up country.  I love all the whataboutisms happening right now.  Like if you weren’t pissed off about all the Orange Traitor rallies, you can’t be pissed off about an old man’s party…

You know what? If the Obamas want to go off and live the wealthy fantasy life, I can’t think of any couple who has earned it more. For eight (more, really) years, they did their best for us and put up with the most vile garbage any first couple has ever had to deal with, and then the country slapped all their effort…

That post from Jamie-Lynn Spears is gross and weird. It reminds me of the shit that was done by some seriously toxic mothers of people I’ve known. Like, want to post a teary video? I still think it’s kinda weird, but whatever. Including your very small child comforting you? Gross. Leave your kid out of it.

What’s the deal with people like Weird Old Man? He dragged his daughter’s reputation through the mud for money, and now wants to be a part of her life? Actually, I think he sent the flowers for more news time. Reminds me of my MIL who early on said horrible things about me to people which I heard, and at my wedding…

Time to turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit!

Shelter Cat Update!

The assholes in Alabama might like her music, but they’re not going to take advice from a woman.

If I had a dad that was as uptight, mean, sexist, “pious” and controlling as Jamie Spears, I would be posting topless photos of myself too if only to piss him off and let him its my body and not his!

Good. Maybe the assholes in Alabama will finally listen to her.

If anyone needs a conservatorship...

He will literally do ANYTHING but seek counseling, therapy or help to help him deal with his mother’s death (which he clearly never processed in a healthy manner) because its so much easier to view yourself as some sorta messiah surrounded by yes men.

May I never be rich or famous enough to ignore my very real mental health needs. I can’t stand Kanye in many ways but in other ways I feel awful for him and fear for his well being and even survival in the long run. If I had enough money and fame to surround myself with people who tell me what I want to hear about my…

I think that might be correct. But even worse, he thinks he’s an artist.

I’m not the only person that is convinced that Kanye seriously thinks he’s Jesus, right?

Yawnda.

Funnily enough, I think Paris actually has very large feet, like an 11 or 12. I assume it’s a lot easier to deal with crazy high heels if you have the $$$$$ for a driver and don’t have to walk anywhere or stand around waiting for an Uber.

My husband hates my Birkenstock’s but my shitty knees love them. Shitty knees win. 

I’ve called her Bland Mumbly for years. Her popularity mystifies me, but people are clearly buying whatever she’s selling.

Joan, I desperately would like to see an expose on Danny from ITV’s Love Island. That said, I think the Hiltons sound awful. What about those of us who have big blocks for feet, Paris? My kid hates my Birkenstocks, too, but at least doesn’t trash them for being peasant shoes.

I’m starting to get the sense Blake Lively is being aggressively marketed and sold to me. I really, really, really need to know how awesome and smart she is.