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I suspect that it’s because he’s just not a total narcissist. When you’ve been dealing with Mr. “Imma let you finish, but...”, somebody who can at least PRETEND to listen, even if he’s just daydreaming and thinks “Oh, as long as I’m ordering flowers, I should order some for Khloe too.” is a pretty big step up.

The only reason people like Kate is because she’s a blank slate. She has dedicated herself to inoffensive and agreeable no matter what. The heavy media training and strategic marketing are all designed to meet this PR goal.

That statement from the pope is such a huge fucking eyeroll. Having kids doesn’t make you a virtuous person or a better person. Not having kids doesn’t mean you’re “diminished” in life or desperate for substitutes. Also liked that little knife twist there as I literally can’t have kids but wish I could and as such, I

Like I’m sure she’d have the same energy if it was someone else getting denied service for ripped jeans.

Conservatives only care about things when it affects them directly.

Caitlyn Jenner says she was denied service

Harry fought in Afghanistan, in combat. He knows what it’s like to work a backbreaking job.

He left the military after the press leaked his location putting his unit at risk. Then he left his job working for the family firm.

He’s not wrong with what he said.  He wrapped it up in a shiny bow but he’s correct.

While you might hate the messenger, you shouldn’t hate on the message.

Honestly, Emily, why not let another Jez writer take this piece if you’re so personally aggrieved that Prince Harry is discussing work-life balance and mental health? I don’t always agree with your colleague Kelly Faircloth’s takes, but at least she tries to present things somewhat fairly, most of the time.

A “very Hamilton way”?  I assumed they had a duel.

Shelter Cat Update!

Listen to me, Chrissy Teigen, if you don’t want people to talk about whatever it is that you’re doing, then YOU have to stop talking about it in public, thank you!

Shelter Cat Update!

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“I don’t think it should be a struggle not to drink. We should help the victims of drunk drivers instead.”

Isn’t helping potential abusers before they start to abuse helping victims?

I’m 10 weeks into my pregnancy and I’ve already blown through two weeks of sick leave (mostly really bad morning sickness days, but also a week of bed rest after some bleeding).

Those action forms always land better if you edit the text anyway, because the processing software will record them as a unique entry rather than count them as one of a form letter. If you’re going to do them, always change the text.

It strikes me as funny that the actor chosen to play Harrison Ford’s son in one of the biggest movie franchises ever is apparently just as reclusive as Ford. I also feel just a teensy bit bad for Driver because he clearly hates the fame that comes along with his life’s passion. Imagine getting into acting as a way to

I can totally believe they knew how stupid the movies were but did it for the money anyway, and they knew didn’t have to care because people were going to love those movies no matter how much they sucked. What part of that is incorrect? Or do you just object to her admitting it?

I don’t know about edgy but I think it’s okay to hate your job even if it does pay millions of dollars. I don’t feel obligated to love anything no matter how much it pays. 🤷‍♀️