Mariah and Her Moiness have twin personalities. That over the top diva fabulousness they share is so very similar. They’d have the same taste in things.

a Goop colonic.

Yes! I look at a place like that and before even getting to “what if someone brings over a kid,” first I think, “Well hell, that’s not safe for me.”

Lemme guess: Cooper’s pad is one of those super-modernist deals with open staircases, railings that a toddler could fall through quite easily, and lots of windows that open floor to ceiling.

I really dislike Pewdiepie, but I’m not going to wish ill on him or celebrate him deleting his shit. People like him, and I am completely unaffected by his work, so why should it matter to me? Really, good for him for being so successful at YouTube work. He may not be my thing, but it’s cool that he’s done so well.

You might have to wait a day or two to find out, as conservatives are currently busy raging about a non-existent Muslim war on Peppa Pig:

I take joy in the idea of him deleting his channel because he’s clearly matured significantly over six years and obviously is trying to distance himself from his previous persona. It takes courage to stop resting on your laurels and start from scratch (not that it’s a terrible risk for Kjellberg at this point, but…

They better set up for delivery in other states because I’m sure in a few more months we’re going to need that service in Ohio.

Milk, noodles, and birth control? Sounds like someone is about to have a much better night than I am.

Anyways call you can contact John Kasich at the following number: 614-466-3555 to voice your opinion about the Heartbeat Bill. Or you can email him, NARAL has even set up a nifty fill out sheet to do so. Spread the word, and hey even mention this disgusting bit of animal abuse information.

I think it’s what happens when you like bareback but oppose abortion.

Just when I think America is at an all time low, I read this shit. I’m sorry training animals to have sex with you is a thing? A common thing? Who are these people and why? Just why?

I hate people so fucking much.

wtf did i just read

“We’ve got cases of people grabbing birds and having sex with birds. And killing the birds. It is really really disturbing,” Lassiter said.

What kind of shit are you watching where his videos are showing up in your recommendations? I am subbed to dozens of tech and gaming channels. I’ve never seen a pewdiepie recommendation.

“He hit the social media lottery”. no, he started very early before his type of content was common. back then youtube wasn’t over saturated with gaming channels the way it is now so he got ahead in views and subs. helps that he had a loud obnoxious persona, but being a youtuber is work. i tried to start a channel a…

Speaking of tits, how many do you think are hanging out in his beard?

I don’t watch PewDiePie, it’s not my kind of content. But to take joy in him removing his channel, even though millions of people enjoy his content, doesn’t make sense to me. No one’s forcing you to watch his content.

If I were Nate Parker the last person on this entire planet of Earth that I would want defending me is Mel fucking Gibson. Jesus, why don’t we get Bill Cosby to chime in to defend him?