I don’t. Between her and Ivanka, she actually seems like she has a much healthier relationship with the fact that her dad sucks. Like, she actually knows that he does suck while Ivanka is still convinced that the “attention” she gets for being a hot sycophant is better than no attention at all.

A swimsuit for swimming is fine. A swimsuit for parading in public is the meat market women are constantly and relentlessly judged against. The point of Muslim modest dress in the West is to say screw that, I’ll be sexy in private on my own terms. You know what Muslim women don’t have? Ridiculous expectations of…

I generally just refer to my Yukon as The Beast. I have a daughter Annie and I also sing that song to her. It was fun to sing to a cranky baby.

I accidentally named mine “Peppy.” I was doing a silly accent and called it “baby,” but said it in such a way that my sister thought I was saying Peppy, and had quite a laugh thinking that I had named my car that. And so it was.

I have an asshole kid theory, it’s very simple:

Thing is, he says that he knocked up two other women, who both (allegedly) had abortions, therefore “depriving” him of his right to be a father, as if there aren’t 3 billion other women out there to carry his sprog....though given his track record of failing to reproduce, he might benefit from some reflection as to…

Okay, I like all the responses here to Chocolate Eclairs inane comment, but your “shut up” is my favorite. It’s just so me.

She’s insanely gorgeous.

I think it’s gorgeous and so is she!

My 2nd car was called The Hairball because it was consistently a grey-brown mess and sounded like a cat hacking something up when running. Certainly not a car to be proud of but at least it performed the duties of a car: it went.

lol because no pageant contestant EVER before has even mentioned their religious beliefs. ever. has never happened. Nobody has ever, in the history of beauty pageants, mentioned Christianity or God or anything of the sort.

This is a challenge to the conventions of vanity, on vanity’s own terms.

Are pageants only about the bikini section? I’m so confused.

You’re equating beauty and nudity with this logic. Aren’t swimsuits only part of a pageant contest?

Um, shut up. Why shouldn’t she? Pagents generally provide large scholarships for their winners. You think it’s a good thing to discriminate against contests based on their religious beliefs?

my car is named koko. because the color is “latte” and because she’s got some nice contouring on her like khloe kardashian.

No, I’m just a scientist who experiments with animating non-living matter. My sofa was the first successful attempt. His name is Brandon and he’s held down a job as a road-side sign-twirler for over a month now.

Is that the burkini? Gorgeous! So glad she is doing this and normalizing it somewhat for any non-crazy people who watch this pageant. I hope she doesn’t get too much hate, though I’m sure some will be inevitable.

Same here. We were given our couch from my aunt WAY back when, and the number of things spilled on/done on/whatever on that thing makes me surprised that it hasn’t mutated and left the building....

This Vergara/Loeb story is so vile. This dude is so gross. Naming those embryos is such a dick move and grossly manipulative. All this time that asshole could have gone and knocked up like 15 other women, but he’s doing all this just to get back at her.