I also like to do limericks, so fer yer enjoyment:

Soooooo temperamental! My english springer spaniel is like YOLO and the corgis are NO YOU WILL NOT YOLO YOU WILL RUN IN A CIRCULAR PATTERN YOU WILL BE HERDED YOU WILL DO AS WE SAY

I’m a little lazy today:

It’s like the story about the brewery worker who drowned in a vat of beer. The grieving widow asks “Did he suffer long?” and the guy’s co-worker says “No, actually he got out twice to go to the bathroom.”

It’s only Buddy and Petal that are a bit off. If you don’t count the middle names, that no one ever uses, A LOT of people have those names. Daisy has been a classic girls name since forever.

Once I really pissed off this Québécois. We were in Japan at a share house and he was going around asking people if they had ever had “real maple syrup” and giving them tastes of stuff from Quebec. He asked me, and I replied “yeah! Like from Maine!” because I grew up in New England and that is where we get the good…

I’m sure this mess will ultimately be pinned on some poor sap.

Ugh Jaime Olivier is the worst. I especially want to tell him to shut up when he gets all preachy about the things moms should be doing for their kids. Also those poor kids. The names they gave them are god awful.

One of my neighbors has a nasty little corgie that barks at everyone. It’s fenced in, so only irritating, until that winter where we got tons of snow. It learned to climb the mounds and would suddenly surprise you at eye-level. It owes me a couple of pairs of underwear.

Forgot they named their baby girl Dream for a moment and thought they were using the R&B/songwriter The Dream’s Instagram to put up a picture of their kid and schill Rob’s sock line and thought that was kind of strange. Still kinda strange tho.

For future reference, I think ice cream works for both kind of tears. “It’s a Good Day” ice cream tastes just as good as “the world is a pit of despair” ice cream. ;)

Tribal chairman Dave Archambault II is giving President Obama credit, though. Perhaps he knows something that hasn’t been made public yet.

I’m quoting the article.

I’m not american, and I’m just speculating wildly here.. but could it be that the veteran groups that were mobilizing and stated dedication to confrontative non-violent tactics, was the final thing that made the Army Corps of Engineers back out of this?
I am thinking that most military commanders might be very very relu…

So happy for all native people and especially Standing Rock.

Everyone in my family is so happy to hear this. Our reservation stands with Standing Rock.

“The Standing Rock Sioux Tribe and all of Indian Country will be forever grateful to the Obama administration for this historic decision,” he said.

This sauce is very similar to the way they made ketchup in the 1800's

The takeaway from this is that Carl porked his mother in law.