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I wish Kanye time to grieve fully and breathe.

The only thing I can say is get your PTSD treated as soon as possible and the loss of a family member can definitely cause PTSD. If you don’t like your therapist, where the sessions are going (like if they’re deviating from the actual trauma) and/or you’re not seeing any progress after several months then find a new

Sincere apologies, but I’m an old lady outside of the US so... who are these people? Sorry sorry sorry but that’s a genuine question.

Depends on your body confidence I guess. She looks great but looks like her vulva is about to slip out of that tiny thing.

Uh, I sure hope Victoria’s Secret used wig glue on Bella Hadid’s thong because it is really slipping to the side in that last picture!

Ridiculous! If you want something crass, I can hook you up. We made one for my friend, B, who got married to a great dude, J. We blessed them with #WeddingBJ

#noptuals

ADMISSION: I actually like rompers, but wedding rompers? #WRONG

So if I come up with my own (I have), can I claim I just saved us $40 on the wedding budget and reallocate it? Mama wants a new pair of Converse.

For my wedding in May, I’m going with #NowICanHaveSexWithoutShameHahaThanksForTheComplexMomAndDad

I really don’t think I can be mad at her like. If fools are willing to pay you $40+ to think of a fucking witty hashtag, let ‘em. That’s money for what she’s probably narrowed down to half an hour or less of time spent total, from first interaction with the customer to end. While she’s doing something else, to be

It’s horrible and it’s also horrible to admit to myself that I actually like #CharMagweddon

I feel like this bus/wedding romper situation needs further discussion.

Hold my beer — I’m going to try my hand at this.

I’d rather have a wedding #hashbrown.

I’ve been in charge of creating many hashtags for friend’s wedding because I’m “funny and clever.” But I’m not, I’m just a snarky jerk. It is a little stressful, I mean, for the ten minutes I spend thinking about it. Anyway my point is, I’ll create your hashtag if you pay me in wine. I’m more “creative” when sauced.

It doesn’t HAVE TO break new ground. All it has to do is speak the truth about this cult out loud, in front of a very large audience. And then say it again. It needs to be told over and over again. These crooks and their crimes need the light shone on them constantly, without respite.

My little gay cousin got sent to a christian boarding school, to try to ‘change his ways’. He says he never had so much sex, before or since.

Leah Remini is the princess leia of scientology. The kiss-my-ass force is strong with this one. Going all rogue to defeat Darth Miscavage and his wannabe universe ruling underlings. I think she could be in actual danger (financial, emotional, and perhaps physical) from those loons, I hope she has a jedi brother and

I feel like I don’t remember isn’t a good defense. No one believes you don’t remember being around Taylor swift. I haven’t listened to a single Taylor swift song under my own will and I would remember meeting her. He acts like he reached towards her and immediately blacked out.