The hell with Michigan. Washington has everything Michigan has only more and better. Fuck Michigan. What I don’t understand is keeping stinking Virginia. Toss Virginia and keep Washington, drop Michigan and add Minnesota which has the Twin Cities and Lake Superior. Way better.

Just this weekend I ate a burger stuffed with Korean pork belly and topped with a battered and fried ring of Mac and cheese. It was fucking heaven.

Gronk: “What’s wrong with it?”

My grandfather died without ever having seen the cubs win the world series. So, my Dad, ever the crazy asshole he is, brought a radio out on the porch so gramps could listen in from heaven. We all thought he was going out there to jack off, but nope he was going out there to be with his Dad, which I thought was sweet.…