What about the droid attack on the wookies? It’s a system we cannot afford to lose, and yet you chose to write about this particular tragedy instead.

Fixed the headline for you.

scans for *female orgasm*

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Totally. I have them in my NBA Medical and Training Staff Fantasy League, and I’m killing it.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

I bet you hate Lil’ Sebastian as well Ice Clown!

The Hut Fumble

Herb alert:
I always wanted the Warriors to win but I super hope they win like this. Every championship they have is hindered by some dipshit being like, “Well if only Chris Paul/Kawhi Leonard/Kyrie Irving/Etc. were healthy...” Which is fucking dumb but whatever. I’m sure if the Warriors win this series with nothing…

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Me: *tries to think like a guard*

Drake is what he is. You want to read about the real Raptors fan, then here is a thread for you

Anyone who thinks the city’s Hip-Hop scene peaked with Drake and not “Northern Touch” can go to hell. 

Pitchfork randomly shitting on an album 27 years later is peak Pitchfork.

“If you build it, they will cum.”

“In Strap-on Latvia, Chik fills U!”

At least he’s not a dairy farmer getting logged on.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

They're just pigeons.