Dangit. I really wanted you to think my take was cool. You’ve cut me real deep, desertbruinz.

Leeroy would go on to sporting fame as a member of the 2018 Cleveland Cavaliers under his real name, J. R. Smith.

Nope, anyone who roots for Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty are assholes.

- Sent by my tricorder [actually during a very important mission. The captain, Spoke, and even Bones are here, the first to explore this newly discovered planet. I am the only regular member of the crew to join them. The rest of the crew will be so jealous when i return the the enterprise and tell them what hap...

Jagger Firkus was a common expression from the ladies of Scotland when the Stones came to town

2. Shawn Paul St. Arnaud

Boo to the parents who botched naming their kid Shawn Paul, instead of Sean Paul.

The whole premise of Yesterday — that the Beatles’ music is utterly transcendental and enduring, and would be massively popular in any time period, regardless of the underlying socioeconomic/political conditions — is the height of Boomer cultural myopia.

I personally like “Dad Bod God” for him.

Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

“It just felt white, y’know?”

Can we focus for just a second on the more important issue: is that one of those giant 10 lb burgers on the table behind him in the header image?

Tomorrow on Kinja-deals:

RUN AWAAAAAY

Sure a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything — it could even be a boat! And you know how much I’ve wanted a boat!

Kids today will never know the struggle.

He needs to be careful questioning McCarthy’s methods. He might get accused of being a Communist.

[A] team does not have to actually be ass in order to be the Ass Team Of The Week.