Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

Totally. I have them in my NBA Medical and Training Staff Fantasy League, and I’m killing it.

Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!

It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.

I bet you hate Lil’ Sebastian as well Ice Clown!

The Hut Fumble

Herb alert:
I always wanted the Warriors to win but I super hope they win like this. Every championship they have is hindered by some dipshit being like, “Well if only Chris Paul/Kawhi Leonard/Kyrie Irving/Etc. were healthy...” Which is fucking dumb but whatever. I’m sure if the Warriors win this series with nothing…

Bike riders are easily the worst. Fuck those clowns n their Lance Armstrong cosplay outfits all bombing down the rail trail at a whopping 15 mph like they’re training for the Tour so they can go to the craft brewery later and sit around in their too-tight shorts trading Strava readings while complaining that the IPA…

Me: *tries to think like a guard*

Drake is what he is. You want to read about the real Raptors fan, then here is a thread for you

Anyone who thinks the city’s Hip-Hop scene peaked with Drake and not “Northern Touch” can go to hell. 

Pitchfork randomly shitting on an album 27 years later is peak Pitchfork.

“In Strap-on Latvia, Chik fills U!”

At least he’s not a dairy farmer getting logged on.

That’s right, but they never attack the same way twice. They were testing the Bucks for weaknesses, systematically.

They're just pigeons. 

Dangit. I really wanted you to think my take was cool. You’ve cut me real deep, desertbruinz.

Leeroy would go on to sporting fame as a member of the 2018 Cleveland Cavaliers under his real name, J. R. Smith.

Nope, anyone who roots for Shawn Michaels and Marty Jannetty are assholes.

- Sent by my tricorder [actually during a very important mission. The captain, Spoke, and even Bones are here, the first to explore this newly discovered planet. I am the only regular member of the crew to join them. The rest of the crew will be so jealous when i return the the enterprise and tell them what hap...