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mouthbreather1

Jagger Firkus was a common expression from the ladies of Scotland when the Stones came to town

2. Shawn Paul St. Arnaud

Boo to the parents who botched naming their kid Shawn Paul, instead of Sean Paul.

I personally like “Dad Bod God” for him.

Listen, I get all the reports and stuff, but just wait until the Knicks get a look at Daniel Jones and decide to go all in on him.

“It just felt white, y’know?”

Can we focus for just a second on the more important issue: is that one of those giant 10 lb burgers on the table behind him in the header image?

RUN AWAAAAAY

Sure a boat’s a boat, but the mystery box could be anything — it could even be a boat! And you know how much I’ve wanted a boat!

Kids today will never know the struggle.

He needs to be careful questioning McCarthy’s methods. He might get accused of being a Communist.

[A] team does not have to actually be ass in order to be the Ass Team Of The Week.

two quarterbacks at the same time

In their defense, PC World is pretty dull. I just hopped over there and these are their top two stories right now:

“everyone’s too PC these days!

Where would the common man learn who’s REALLY their advocate if not for the tireless New York pizza pundits?

Pictured: Direct TV versus Basic Cable Sam Darnold.

I thought that the other Gruden coached the Redskins.

If I wanted to watch a big hunking turd barely float its way into a bowl, I’d rewatch the last season of Peyton Manning’s career.