I’m sure tape will surface soon of a similar exchange between Bork Osweiler and Deandre Hopkins.

He’s been good, but just playing by the rules. You can’t have a newcomer come in and.....steal the show.

Homer found the best combo 20 years ago:

DO NOT google “bear covered in shit”

+1 stanley spadowski

I’m no NFL apologist. Goodell’s mafia in recent years has been simultaneously inept, and deplorable. But the annoying thing is going to be the latest wave of conscientious objectors declaring in the comment section how they “are seriously considering not watching football anymore” after seeing tangible evidence of…

Can’t wait to see how hot Karl can get.

This is from a lifehacker article: How to make Arby’s taste better.

Yes! You picked my email!! I was that farter.

+1 Gene and Dean Ween

I’ve got Grant beat: the consensus “best pizza in the city” award went to this Italian-named place close by. It was pretty good, but I'll NEVER return because one of their dipshit mustachioed owners got it in his head that Romans don't actually cut pizza into slices. They just serve it to you whole. Cue the tearing…

She is going to be so disappointed when she takes off his pants and discovers her new robotic husband was designed without genitals.

Where I live, the closest nfl team is the Seahawks. The pats can fall down ten flights of carpeted stairs naked, but when Malcolm Butler caught that redzone interception my joy was real. That night I got to watch every lifelong* 12 sulk, and make excuses, and console Russell Wilson as if he was in the bar. So great.

I’ve been really drunk too many times to count. Was it the result of my environment? Maybe partially. Never ever, though, has the thought of raping an unconscious person crossed my polluted mind.* What crappy young man.

I’ll take volumes more nfl rules any day over the beautiful game. The rest of the world can choke on its painfully non-commital game played by prancing, crying, flopping peacocks.

I love these playoffs! Come for the bandwagon, stay for the assault on any and all dick and balls! (Repeatedly! In slo-mo!)

The sandwich man at the deli would, of course, be a cameo role by Jimmy Tomsula (as himself).

Whoa! I thought Russell Wilson was the whitest qb in the league.

12. Collateral from quelling an uprising among the captive virgins in the dungeon hewn beneath his garage.

He looks friendly. He's probably not a human-eater. I hope that his handlers allow him to continue catching dreams and blowing them into children's bedrooms in between pasta binges and net ball rituals.