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As a proud B.C. resident, I welcome our new southern overlords. Please bring your: gas stations that sell beer 24 hrs a day, good BBQ, faster speed limits, football league, cheaper everything, overall good personality. Please do not bring your: racist cops, foreign policy, frightening obsession with guns, absence of…

I’m sick of food writers telling us lay people to do the palm test to guage the stage of cooking in meat. If you’re a trained chef or a line cook who grills steaks all day for a living that’s fine. But there’s nothing worse than ruining your friends $30 ribeye because you wanted to impress them with a cool trick you…

Same to you, guy with Bluetooth speaker strapped to bicycle, blasting house music. Girls are even less impressed than when you blast house music from your recently-repossessed car.

I live in Vancouver and there's this pizzeria that won a local award for best pizza in the city. I went, and discovered that they refuse to cut their pies because "blah blah...authenticity, Italy...Neapolitan...blah blah". I already knew that people will bridge the most basic logical gaps in order to be different and…