No, you follow along, shit for brains.

I remember a Deadspin article that put NFL players below the national average for domestic violence. Same with NBA players. But they are certainly muuuuuch more famous than everyone else committing crimes and they shape a narrative people are comfortable with so...

She beat a dog?

The minute I found out that Lena Dunham was on Twitter I was just like WHO CARES

It’s interesting that on a web site so full of commenters who call themselves “pro-choice,” many of them are falling over themselves to insult you for your choices.

a farm owning mime who takes himself seriously, beats dogs and has jealousy and anger issues?

I think this just illustrates that certain kinds of people will piss and moan, even as they’re getting their way.