Yeah, but...why do you heat your hot water?

Now I want the pickle-flavored popcorn.  Thanks a lot.

Reymundo Mundo: the easiest 14-3 upset call ever.

Can’t see what you did there.

Oh, they did, but they had to remove that part of the article.

Crossfire is still on the shelves at Target for $25.  What’s stopping you now?

I hear they’re gonna call it “Damous Fave’s (Not Famous Dave’s)“.

My grandma always kept a box of Charter Communications’ Spectrum Originals on the kitchen counter. If I was good, she would let me sneak a couple before dinner. I can still hear the crinkle of that wrapper...such memories!

The airbag is also a screen, that flashes a video of your entire life before your eyes.

“Alexa, brake!”

Or Durkee Famous Sauce! I mean, it’s famous! It says so right there!

Now this may sound crazy, but hear me out: shampoo AND conditioner IN THE SAME BOTTLE.

My eternal question remains: how long was the blockbuster ticket before it was torn? Was it a normal-sized ticket and they just tore the edge off? If so, WHY? Or did it start out ridiculously long and they tore it down the middle? If so, WHY?

Where’s the smart money on how to open the doors? The Force? The Clapper?

But using a chain mail scrubber on cast iron, though...so metal.

The thing to do is keep chipping the rust away, shed as much weight as possible, and turn this thing into a pedal car. Just think of it: calves of STEEL!

Nachos? You mean crunchy lasagna?

You’re probably right.

Why can’t we concentrate on remaking/continuing the stuff that needs it? I know Ruffalo was in talks for Columbo, but wouldn’t Oscar Isaac be a better choice?

My favorite bit was in the fourth book where our heroes had to eat fruit to turn themselves invisible, otherwise risk getting mauled by bears that were also invisible. And then they got chased by those creepy, silent wooden gargoyles. Reads like a fever dream, good stuff!