Anyone who could try Tangy Pickle Doritos and still hold this opinion is stronger than I am.

Listen, you’re an orchestra conductor, you’re trying to get the birds out of their eggs, WHAT ELSE ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO???

I just like how she has a pet blurry photographer she takes along to red carpets.  She seems really proud of him in that photo.

Wait, you have electricity? Lookit Fancypants over here!

Never mind replying--I’m not even going to read this comment.

Starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson as “John Hartley”

Here’s hoping it’s truly fan-generated, in that it spins around a lot and provides a nice, steady breeze.

Never look back.

Absolutely ready for Hot Orko Summer.

Staring at the word “vacating” in the first paragraph.  Looks like I “remembered” to mark Opposite Word Day on my calendar.

If you’re still on the fence, go with “later.”

Played the Sonic version of Monopoly recently with our six-year old. The co-op boss battles and definitive end point were a neat way of disguising the fact that you’re playing Monopoly. A good time was had by most.

Plethora.

It’s actually based inside a BBC series. You have to find a working CRT set and modify it to display every other scanline.  Worth it, though.

Looked it up—it looks like that passed 64-4, with 12 not voting. Approved by the governor March 26, 1963.

I’ll stick to the unsalted store-brand peanuts I like and deserve. “Southern Grove” doesn’t ask me to feel these feelings, and I’m happier, you hear? HAPPIER

I mean, I could mention the XFL...no, wait, I won’t mention the XFL, sorry.

He had a name. Bartholomew Richard Fitzgerald-Smythe. Never forget.

They were still okay with Jimmy Fallon playing “Jimmy Fallon As A Jeep-Driving Army Guy”? It would haunt me too.