The pen is manlier than the sword.

Last year my mother-in-law bought me a gift set of four different gourmet marmalades. I assigned each jar to a season and the gift kept on giving all year.

I’m with Pie ‘oh’ Pah re: Poe

A blue Valiant was the car my family had when I was born.  Merely seeing the shape of it takes me back.  It also inspired me to Google “70's car seats” and made me that much more glad to be alive.

#howaboutarousinggameoftictactoe

Sad pants, warm heart!

Dewey, Autumn, & HOWE!

a John’s John is poor Teti Hodgman, man

346.8:46 against with a triple-choice parlay on the superfecta!

Better yet, just call your team “The Mascots”.  Then your mascot could be a mascot! 

Ended up with an all-plastic Hyundai Accent in Denver once.

We all know the 80's ended in 1987, and 1988 was pretty much the 90's. As i type this it’s mid-July, which is effectively August. On second thought, I may not know how calendars work.

Unless he was at the intersection of 7th Ave and 11th St, what was the point?

Master / Mister / Moster

The steady encroaching darkness lurking behind the windshield swallowed many a merry soul!

If Jesus was a car, could he take his own wheel?

You mean Pull Billman?

The only conclusion I can draw is that this is the same Dodge Omni, just at different points on its timeline, and we’re all heading towards some sort of universe-altering temporal convergence. Should be fun.

I went to high school with Crystal Shiftknobs!

Wake me up when 7-up Gold comes back.