Is this where we get to talk about how top-split buns are better than side-split? If not, when do we get to do that?

Missing the bigger story here: with Necco out of business and the Sweethearts candy factory shut down this year, where the hell does clicking on that Breitbart ad take you?

I always put catsup on ketchup.  Just the way I was raised, I guess.

What about the legendary Carr N. Driver?

My vote’s for “incidentally”. That’s what I’d change it to, before continuing to push it off a cliff.

The “beef flavoring” is a synthesized amino acid combo that doesn’t actually contain beef. It’s vegetarian, but not vegan, as it has a milk component.

And if you own, or if your landlord hasn’t already, paint!  Paint before you move all your stuff in, otherwise you never will.  

And it still rusts, somehow?!

Being able to put two car seats in the back without feeling like an Apollo astronaut would be nice—it’s one of the main reasons I got rid of mine (battery/range degradation being the other).

I tried to stop myself from typing that White Castle was founded in 1921 and White Manna started in 1939, but I just couldn’t.  I really tried though.

Yes, my mom collects post-amputation medical waste at the hospital, so what???  That’s her passion, and she followed her dreams!

There’s no treadmill testing anymore—all tests are done through OBDII. If your car is from 1995 or older, you don’t need to show up.

I hear it’s going to coincidentally coincide with something, so that’s neat.

Can’t speak for anywhere else—but being a ‘91, this would be exempt from inspections in NJ, where “inspections” are just emissions + gas cap every two years anyway.

I had nothing but love for my 2012 Leaf when I bought it back then.  But when your family expands and your battery degrades the honeymoon ends quick, I shall tell you.

What’s that lung-shaped blood clot doing these days?  Surely they make tuxedos small enough...

Then they’ll just send you back to that hill, to keep yourself from dying, but then you’ll die but just keep on living, I guess?  Oh, and that Chicago “bean” thing will be there.  Good stuff.

I’m convinced car seats come pre-stuffed with Goldfish crumbs underneath the padding. I mean, my kid doesn’t even eat the stuff and it’s there!

What if I told you that I’m in possession of the last six bottles of Tequiza on earth and I’ll let you have half of one in exchange for an invite?

Can second this as a driver of a 2012. I can: