I hear it’s going to coincidentally coincide with something, so that’s neat.

Mary Poppins Returns

Can’t speak for anywhere else—but being a ‘91, this would be exempt from inspections in NJ, where “inspections” are just emissions + gas cap every two years anyway.

I had nothing but love for my 2012 Leaf when I bought it back then.  But when your family expands and your battery degrades the honeymoon ends quick, I shall tell you.

What’s that lung-shaped blood clot doing these days?  Surely they make tuxedos small enough...

Then they’ll just send you back to that hill, to keep yourself from dying, but then you’ll die but just keep on living, I guess?  Oh, and that Chicago “bean” thing will be there.  Good stuff.

I’m convinced car seats come pre-stuffed with Goldfish crumbs underneath the padding. I mean, my kid doesn’t even eat the stuff and it’s there!

What if I told you that I’m in possession of the last six bottles of Tequiza on earth and I’ll let you have half of one in exchange for an invite?

Got my new motto for 2019, thanks!

Can second this as a driver of a 2012. I can:

And all this time I’ve been trying to fit 20 lbs of garbage into a 13 lb bag! Who knew I had such options? Thanks, Nissan!

I thought Hamilton Nolan only CAME in article form! That’s a person?!

Neutral: How about produce a car battery that doesn’t substantially degrade after a few years? Last night I could have driven home in the snow OR defrosted my windshield to see, but I couldn’t do both, so I took a company car home. Loved it when I bought it, but the honeymoon’s over with me and those things.

Starring Vince Vaughn as Vince Vaughn in The Movie With Vince Vaughn In It

Maybe try storing food in your car and driving your fridge to work?  

I know, right? It’s simply not enough

Looking forward to future power plants filled with thousands of sock-wearing employees rubbing their feet against acres of carpet! Sign me up for that job!

At the risk of sounding crude and/or inviting more questions, Clorox urine remover works great on vomit, too! Never mind how I know! Happy Holidays!

At the risk of sounding crude and/or inviting more questions, Clorox urine remover works great on vomit, too! Never…

Okay, but she needs to change her name to “Claire Fooy” because the double-”O” still needs to be part of the thing...

Where else can you get scrambled eggs(?) and melon TOGETHER on the same paper plate?