“Honk if your horn is broken!”

Odor Eius

The wife and I do this dance every 6-7 years where one of us buys a pristine, high-tech dream machine that instantly makes the other person’s car look & feel like a rattling shitbox. I’m on the short end of that cycle right now and you better believe I’m browsing around...

Why not wait until the wheels are completely horizontal and just fly it out of there?

Yup, there’s a battery “kill switch” in there that emergency services can use in case the car gets in a wreck and they need to ensure it’s depowered/disconnected.

I wish this rule was in effect when I went to college there...

Congratulations to the Swedish Verizons!

6 user as well; if the goal is to future-proof for 4 years or more, I’d wait for 5G compatibility (maybe next year?)

YOU’RE HIRED TOO BUT YOU AND THE OTHER GUY HAVE TO FIGHT FOR A PARKING SPACE

YOU’RE HIRED

I’ve never watched ass tennis.  It’d be interesting to see how they hold the rackets.

The crowd in Ford’s theater that night thought they heard Booth shout the phrase “Sic semper tyrannis!” but as it turns out...

I can almost appreciate living in a front-plate state, just to give that space something to do.

You just wanted me to have the phrase “Hong Kong rom-com” in my head all day.

Okay, done with the internet now.

I just searched Amazon for Hydrox and Oreos were the first result.  It’s happening there too, apparently.

The movie is called “9 to 5" but the story clearly takes place over the course of several days!

Hey, Leonia is the next town over from me. Maybe I’ll swing by later today and see if they have any brochures left.

“This man appears to have been shot two, three-hundred times!”

And here we sit, still waiting for an hour-long police procedural based on the Empire Today jingle...