Sorry, I’m a day late:

I’m still waiting for the Fiesta Whopper to come back. That thing came with spice powder that you put on your fries. YOUR FRIES!

I’ll let you know on Thursday.

Please Don’t Remind Me How Fast 20 Years Passes, Internet!

I can’t wait for the NES Classic Classic—an even smaller version of the smaller version of the thing they released last year. I hope it has Time Lord.

Man, Tommy Maitland really let himself go in that photo.

Kevin Can’t Wait...To Get Out of Here, Because The Show Sucks and That’s Fine Because Quite Frankly, We’re Better Off Without Him

They used to clamp a nice shiny medal to your tire as a reward for doing it right!

More like Inconvenient Cloak Wars, am I right?

Did you say Silverhawks? Then, yes.

‘FLIX FLEX FLAK FIX IN FLUX

Meanwhile the Hey Dude set continues to rot away in Arizona, simply ACHING to be rebuilt!

Don’t forget Bac-Os!

I went and saw Shitstorm 2: Sigmoid Boogaloo this weekend and you know what? It was just ok.

A new trash bag, or a gently-used, only mildly leaking trash bag? We can cut a deal, here.

I can’t help with 2 or 3, but I solved #1 by DVR’ing the games, starting them later, and using the 30-second skip every time the ball stops/during commercials. I still marvel at how you can squeeze a 3.5 hour game into less than an hour without missing a play.

Am I wrong for liking Night at the Opera more than Duck Soup? Years of these lists have started to make me believe that I’m wrong.

Merge Kinja with Disqus = tear your meniscus. Be careful, everybody!

did we make it? can I go back to work now?

don't open avclub in a new tab. just stay beautiful and true right here.