don't open avclub in a new tab. just stay beautiful and true right here.

does anyone remember giraffe tar?

does anyone remember giraffe tar?

When does the CW's gritty take on Bazooka Joe premiere?

When does the CW's gritty take on Bazooka Joe premiere?

Is hog cholera the best cholera? *winks* I'll never tell!

Is hog cholera the best cholera? *winks* I'll never tell!

I keep telling him if he moves the coffee table, he won't keep stubbing his toe!

I keep telling him if he moves the coffee table, he won't keep stubbing his toe!

It hurt for a bit, but they were delicious, my child.

It hurt for a bit, but they were delicious, my child.

I have never not fallen asleep while watching Blade Runner.

I have never not fallen asleep while watching Blade Runner.

Sorry, this opportunity is only for $400/hour.

Sorry, this opportunity is only for $400/hour.

don't do that, your wife will be pissed

don't do that, your wife will be pissed

what? what? what?

what? what? what?

(talks to a doctor about bladder control issues)