(talks to a doctor about bladder control issues)

"So how'd you get fired again?"

"So how'd you get fired again?"

pork, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite

pork, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch, sugar, and sodium nitrite

Like my friend Bob always says, "Don't quote me."

Like my friend Bob always says, "Don't quote me."

wonderful. THE GREAT WORK IS FINISHED

wonderful. THE GREAT WORK IS FINISHED

poop? has anyone written "poop" yet?

poop? has anyone written "poop" yet?

Yeah, where was their Sting (the singer)?

Thank you, five!

Sure, she SEEMS to have an invisible touch, but how would you know?

I can't wear clothes AND play Battleship at the same time. It's impossible!

They should do a lady version of Filmation's Ghostbusters.

I hear if you leave it on a shelf it will last forever…

in your heart, all along.

HOLD ON…they're making a British version of Web Therapy?

some say, "too young," but I say, "IT'S FOR AN ART PROJECT"