That's not what they do in church confessionals?

That depends…are you still on my cloud?

*looks up from Japanese writing textbook*

pretzel sticks, juice boxes, nutella on everything

That was going to be the name my new restaurant, but ok.

Forget it, Marko. It's the AV Club.

We said 10:30, so we could be here by 11.

One vote for Kushnump

WHO EATS WHO FIRST

To be fair, "Dixieland Delight" and "Dust in the Wind" are killer songs.

CENTRAL time??? ugh, math again

One step closer to an all-Gonk version of Henry V…

A demolition derby-themed romance called Crassion is just the thing I didn't know I wanted!

A furtive glance. A casual touch. Could he be the one Brock has been searching for? The one that will make their forbidden affair worth the risk? Could this be…

Seeing this show is one of my major life goelz.

As recently as 2005, Guam was home to the world's largest K-mart. Inside, there was a Little Caesar's pizza kiosk.

Just coat yourself in butter first, you'll be fine!

Yes, there is a grave stone for British soldiers by the Old North Bridge in Concord, MA.

Ha ha, yes. "Faux."

Can't wait to get a full-body tattoo at the Pillow Book kiosk!