They could try bringing back Get Smart. I mean, they've only done it four times already—the fifth time, surely…

"No preference, both sound good xoxo"

Man, I tried to deep fry part of an ice cream sandwich once, and it worked, and was good. It may seem like I'm trying to contribute to the conversation, but this is actually a cry for help.

It's a known fact: JCVD watches DVDs in his BVDs.

The laws of entropy dictate that all organic life will eventually be reduced to nothing but Variety headlines.

They should just let people go to jail and ask to be locked up. It would save so much aggravation.

Naw, he was a Movietickets.com guy. The sunglasses gave it away.

Reminds me of how I went to see the Connect Four movie but I hadn't seen any of the first three so I was completely lost.

But I thought every Cracker Barrel "location" is just the same Cracker Barrel; that is, they have 645 dimensional gateways that lead you into the same, singular space. How is that not the case?

I get it, but you can have it back.

No, it's a reverse imitation of Fish.

Diet Cherry Dr Pepper forever, because if your soda doesn't have at least four words in its title and taste like cough syrup, what the hell good is it?

Makes me wonder: would a "Jolt Zero" be JUST liquid caffeine, sugar, and nothing else?

Well, since you voluntee-*empty office chair spinning*

As long as they leave me alone with my Ring Pops, we'll be fine, JUST FINE

So you'll both need diaper changes at the same time? That's some efficient thinking, right there.

They've renamed it "Friendship Knoll" down in Dallas.

Well I mean, there's some dismemberment here and there, sure, but there's more to it than that! Some…animals die, as well? I'm…I'm not selling you on this, am I?

I can't speak for the film, but that's the one book I'd save if my house were on fire (and all human occupants were out safely).

Oh, all right. Twist my arm!