“It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a person in possession of good receipts is delivering a read, not shade.”

Nicki got 48hr to get in the booth. Remy snatched her soul on that track. Talked about her brother being a child molester, her booty deflate gate, even broke down her deal. Idk how she gonna recover....

Does attacking Karreuche while on probation that’s now ended, change anything for him legally? Or is all that null now because the probation is over?

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Funny, because I wish Donald trump was fighting anti-Semitism.

These memoranda really are worst-case scenarios. Under these changes, people whose only “crime” was to be arrested for disorderly conduct will be considered an enforcement priority, even if the charges were dismissed. As much as people who oppose undocumented immigrants don’t want to admit it, our immigration…

TDIL I participate in white genocide. Sad!

Wait, can I get my White Genocide merit badge just for talking to black men? I thought I had to procreate with one.

Move to amend the bill so that any legislator who authors or votes in favor of legislation already settled by the Supreme Court as unconstitutional is knowingly and deliberately subverting the Constitution and violating his or her oath of office; therefore, the legislator, from that day forward, is deemed to have…

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

“For as long as I am the acting attorney general, the Department of Justice will not present arguments in defense of the executive order, unless and until I become convinced that it is appropriate to do so.”

While Azealia is still trying to air the stench of hate and death out of her closet, Queen is in Malawi doing her thing as Global Ambassador:

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Nuclear war is coming BUT that doesn’t mean we can’t find something to laugh at. Laughing our asses off as the world burns.

I’m pretty sure her idea of helping people is probably the same as Derek Zoolander’s.

Melania Trump becoming FLOTUS after the glorious being that was Michelle Obama is making me want to vomit. What is this fluff ball going to do for children, for women, for girls? NOT A GD THING, I PROMISE YOU.