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Meanwhile I’m still reeling over Hannibal’s cancellation.

Hey you opened the door to random thread of redundant Harry Potter knowledge, now lay in said bed of grown men and women who still can’t forget a decades old YA series.

Let’s be honest..there’s no reason for anyone of any race to eat that nasty slimey greasy shit. You need to lube up your sandwich that bad? Butter.

I was with you until you got to mayo.

Indeed. Some of us just look homeless with a beard.

Same. I do have friends in WEHO, but I’m too nervous to have someone mail weed to me.

I feel personally attacked that this is not offered where I live. Sounds lit af.

I miss Kara

Good. They’re little more than Old Boys Networks that bully and harass under the name of “Brotherhood”.

I second this. Also, as a woman with “a butt of a fuller variety”, I still assume that a man can see my butthole during doggystyle. Do I care? No. Does he care? I don’t care if he does. I’ve never had complaints either way.

“What house is he in again???

Show of hands: who now wants to see a picture of this agent?

That’s when we always celebrated it.

I will not watch this with my husband because he has been known to say doltish things and I don’t want to be tried for manslaughter over a tv show.

In a weird way I sort of get it bc hey, in my day-to-day I’m usually considered to be a smart and fairly capable person. Swim in that as your quotidian waters and you start thinking you’re pretty competent - maybe even above average.

“I kind of pooh-poohed the experience stuff when I first got here,” explained one White House official, “But this shit is hard.”

I think it’s fair to say any man or woman over 35 who hasn’t read the book should go sit in a corner and feel ashamed (and then secretly read it before they say a word).

Honestly, this is the best comment I could hope to get for this piece.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

OMG TRENT REZNOR IS (PROBABLY) GOING TO FINALLY DO THE SOUNDTRACK TO A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE MOVIE AND ALL MY DREAMS ARE COMING TRUE