“For as long as I am the acting attorney general, the Department of Justice will not present arguments in defense of the executive order, unless and until I become convinced that it is appropriate to do so.”

While Azealia is still trying to air the stench of hate and death out of her closet, Queen is in Malawi doing her thing as Global Ambassador:

The Germans in 1939 (33, actually), the Russians in 1917 and 2013, the Americans in....

Counterpoint: “Let me tell you about scared. Your heart is beating so hard I can feel it through your hands. There’s so much blood and oxygen pumping through your brain it’s like rocket fuel. Right now you could run faster and you could fight harder, you could jump higher than ever in your life. And you are so alert…

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

“He’s the best of us,”said Felix, reciting. “ The best of out best, the best that each of us will ever build or ever love. So pray for this Guardian of our growth and choose him well, for if he be not truly blessed, then our designs are surely frivolous and our future but a tragic waste of hope. Bless our best and…

“If you will not fight, then you will meet your destiny!”

I would have gone with “By Grabthar’s hammer, what a savings,” but that’s just me ;)

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

Nuclear war is coming BUT that doesn’t mean we can’t find something to laugh at. Laughing our asses off as the world burns.

Bleak for Trump and supporters. But absolutely DELICIOUS for the rest of us!

#MakeAmericaTortureAnimalsAgain

I’m pretty sure her idea of helping people is probably the same as Derek Zoolander’s.

Melania Trump becoming FLOTUS after the glorious being that was Michelle Obama is making me want to vomit. What is this fluff ball going to do for children, for women, for girls? NOT A GD THING, I PROMISE YOU.

Here’s hoping XKCD has it right.

Yeah, I was going to go with a classic myself:

Interesting how that happened.

Peter Parker is acing that Barry Allen’s Superheroes Making the Right Decisions correspondence course.