“...I’m a little surprised to see safety-touting Volvo is absent from the top list.”

Yeah..... not going to happen. Nor should it.

Awww man..... didn’t anyone teach you the old adage about assumptions? That you make an ass out of, well, you?

What kind of pathetic person sues an employer for discrimination because they “didn’t do enough to keep people from saying words that hurt my feelings.....?”

Remember.... you cant be discriminated against if you’re white or male.

The Jetta does haves horizontal strip of a marker light. The vertical one is just reflector.

I think all you would really need to do is slowly roll past staring deep into the driver’s shattered soul.......

If there were no force applied at 0 rpm, it would stay at 0 rpm.........

Honestly David, this is part of why you’re one of my favorites around here. And that’s saying something.

@David Tracy..... Please for the love of god get the office to buy you one of the teeny DJI Gimbals for the future? That digital stabilization is appalling.

If this ain’t the COTD I don’t know what is............

I am SHOCKED to hear that anyone could accuse an Italian brand of getting creative with the truth. Absolutely shocked.

All these arguments about obscurity are absolutely BS. Everybody will know something is up since it isn’t beige.

Is it just me or does that look a LOT like a Colorado/Canyon that they’re comparing it to......?

Isn’t Camry really the same thing as Kleenex at this point......? Like sure it’s a specific kind of automotive product, but all the other boring crappy sedans are pretty much the same

Here I was thinking the joke would be “the Oldsmobile emblem” but you exceeded my expectations tenfold. Thanks torch.

In case anyone is confused by the logic, reading the original article fills in many of the holes....... I guess copying all of it would have been too far even for Jalopnik.

The driver.

I read the headline, said “this must have happened in New Mexico,” and was pleased to see that my home state didn’t disappoint. Our court system is so overburdened that many people get off without so much as a whiff of jail time for a DUI. Unless you kill someone, you’re driving again the next day.

Try a Cherokee Trailhawk competitor........ I thought y’all read the comments, where literally everyone pointed out that while that body says “Bronco” those tires say no?