Counterpoint:

Is it possible to be astonished and at the same time not surprised that I’m the first person to star this....?

225/55 R18s are only 28" tires.........and narrow. Hardly the choice for a “hardcore” off-roader right?

Why do I have a feeling that all that this cleverness will lead to is a lot of hard to find rust on all of the used ones of these that’ll hit the market in about 10 years

Is it just me or does it look like someone in the graphics shop thought the two fins in the outer grill sections shouldn’t be there?

Also.... forgot this in the previous posts but take a look at your local upull for 3rd gen Dakota wheels..... the trucks have all rusted away by this point that far north, but the wheels may clear. They are 5x5.5 IIRC

Honestly David you used the word “friend” so many times that I’m beginning to question whether they are or not......

How does this not have more stars?

At least when it gets its first parking lot scuff he’ll have no idea....

The front half looks GREAT...... who the hell gave the green light to whatever’s happening behind the doors?

Downright scary...... KSNA isn’t an airport where that kind of confusion is easy from the air. My guess would be he ended up landing on charlie, which looks quite literally nothing like 20L/2R

I think he meant “should.”

Wet roads, slippery tires, and a Mustang’s inherent desire to kill combined to oversome what I would imagine is quite a lot of experience on the part of the guy in the high visibility vest. Shame really.....

When was your house built? I’m not familiar with Florida in specific, but I know of no homes built after 1960 in this area that have only one line of power coming in. If you’ve got two rows of breakers you almost certainly have 220v at the panel.

“Chris Brown, noted R&B singer and domestic abuse-enthusiast”

I spent all day thinking “could I live in a shitter place than I do” after reading this morning that a car is stolen every 45 minutes within the city limits.......... thank you Justin for reminding me that the answer is yes.

Other than Ford.... have you read the requirements to service those things?!?!?!

There are two kinds of folks who are posting on this one..... those who acknowledge that that’s a damn sexy car, and those who are wrong.

“Of course, while it’s known that there was a fire onboard, not everyone agrees that the fire—even if it did weaken the hull—was the fatal blow to the ship. After all, the Titanic hit a huge chunk of ice in the middle of the ocean.”

Whomever wrote that should fill the massive hole left when Doug decided he wanted to make more money....... Jalopnik could use more of that kind of pointed stuff.