My sentiments exactly.

The jokes are terrible and pandering, whatever they're already getting is too much

You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

Sadly, this show has affected my life in ways I never dreamed possible. On occasion, I will still refer to another person as a "fucking Dieter" if they're boring and add nothing to conversations. I don't feel great about it, but such is life.

I remember one of the brunette girls making fun of Lauren because she was "only" going to fashion school. Look how that worked out for her.

I love imagining her picking out her collars based on how pissed she is at a decision. "Oh, I am going full-on starched cotton on this bitch!"

lol Blake 100% had a nose job. Even the best contouring in the world could not change the nose she had to the nose she has now, like it is just not happening. She did have a GREAT nose job though, if I was in the market for one I would want the name of her surgeon.

"If there was any inkling of anything bad, then it wouldn't be there, because I'm very sensitive to WHITE people."

I wonder if I'll ever be as mature as Lorde.

I refuse to believe Jennifer Aniston would wear this toilet paper bag as her wedding dress.

I'd believe Taylor Swift is needy and boring. But I hardly think that it'd qualify as news if she was. Star, have you heard her music?

OMG I AM STEALING THIS IDEA

P.S. DISAGREEING WITH HOW ISRAEL IS HANDLING IT'S "SITUATION" DOES NOT MAKE YOU A JEW HATER.

Dear Legolas: Next time you battle Gollum and need a Second, call upon me. Your bow and arrow will be ever at the ready. Love, AE.

That's the smile of a man who collects severed doll heads.

He's imagining that Santa's* mitt is Patrick Carney's face and/or balls.

I think when you limit yourself to one facial expression per year it really cuts down on the wrinkles.

She really is the worst.

Me too. Isn't she done with this yoga-a-day share-neediness?