Ibiza never.

Well, I'm from the midwest and I work in the nonprofit sector. We tend to overshare, so I actually do know I have worked with zero women that had children when I didn't know about it.

Damnit. I really liked their hate filled sandwiches. I had no idea. If I can't eat at Chik-fil-a I can't eat here!

I'm prepared for the backlash...

I had the same shit happen! The only people who asked if they were going to be invited were people I barely talked to. Why do they even care?! Weddings suck!

There's a buzzfeed quiz to figure out which SCOTUS justice you are. I got Notorious RBG and I really feel like my life is fulfilled and I can die happy now.

Could you BEEEEEE anymore wrong?!

Thank GOD, I hope this ensures this awful show ends. It's so bad I get angry when I see it on anywhere.

We share hair and also the affliction of Bitchy Resting Face. I can tell that...oh you know.

bless you my child

Let's pretend it's a 7 day vacation. That's nearly 172 selfies a day. What in the actual fuck. She may want to get that checked out.

I'm going as Notorious RBG for Halloween this year. Gold chain over doily over graduation gown, tight bun and gold glasses, CHECK.

Link to buy my own? Or did you make it?

Hilaria makes me want to snort while eye-rolling while eating a twinkie even though I hate twinkies.

Ha! Mine growls and runs behind the couch if he hears the UPS man in the parking lot. Perhaps I'm projecting.

That do not care about the actual cat, isallImsayin.

I'm here to ask why the hell Grumpy Cat's owners continue to pimp this poor cat out like it has 27 lives.

Are you a divorce attorney? Are you my friend Jessica?

Here's my latest reason — when Kim went on the trip where the dude showed up in black face, and then someone on her plane ride home was screaming that she had a black baby and likes black cock — Khloe's response to all of it was - "And? Yep, your baby is black and yep, black cock is great."

Thank you. I'm reading, thinking, 'Some fans YOU all are. Can't even spell her name correctly,' like a snob.