he's worse than the name Larry

That's what summer is FOR. C'mon over, lady friend.

I'M SO EXCITED TO FINALLY BE HERE!!!

Anyone else feel like blaring this song after reading this? I'm gonna post the SHIT out of this article and IDGAF every single response I get.

Have you ever noticed that right wing loons decide they want to secede instead of move? I think that's such a perfect representation of who they are, when liberals are like 'fuck it, I'm out'.

Now I want to make a Journey inspired stop sign in my neighborhood.

I think she seems like that super cool chick that you want to be friends with but end up blurting out dumb shit when you get the chance because you're so nervous.

It's so funny how difficult people always claim to not be difficult. I work with major donors for a nonprofit and I promise you - my most pain in the ass donors are the ones who call themselves low maintenance. Generally, if you're an agreeable person you don't have to tell everyone how great you are.

She's probably referring to the Amazon delivering and photo taking drones, rather than the killing drones. Assuming.

I'm a 10 in nearly all pants - but I had to buy a small shirt at J Crew once. I have a 36D chest and non-small stomach. The counter lady helpfully told me it was a final sale after checking the tag twice while she rang me up :)

Move to Denver, let's be friends.

I never thought I would have occasion to thank Willow Smith in my life, but she reminded me to check on my amazon order AND that I need to make a Target run.

This scenario played out in my head when Paul Ryan was running for VP. His wife also comes from a family of Democrats and I kept mumbling..."How COULD you?!" when she was on screen.

And bears.

Hey! I was not alive when Rumors by Fleetwood Mac came out. But I highly suggest getting your hands on it.

Potayto, potahto.

Does Angelina have to do all that stuff? Do any super famous rich people? We don't make fun of them. I get it - Kim sounds...not smart most of the time when speaking. However, chick hustled her way from a sex tape into mega-millions. She turned embarrassment into money for her entire family. We aren't still talking…

Why is it so hard to poop in the woods then?

I was just out for a walk listening to 'Rumors' wishing that the first time I heard the album was in the 70s, living in the Hollywood Hills, spinning in my mid-century abode Stevie style.

No one takes a shit in your house? Where do you go?