That sounds amazing.

He is a national treasure.

It's too bad the surrogate also didn't screen for crazy before signing on.

My uncle looks like Tom Hanks. It makes me love Tom Hanks even more, as if that were possible.

Yeah, dude seemed like he straight up sucked.

It's not a fucking menu of 'you get to choose what you cover'. How do you not understand that? How do you not get that I may personally object to someone smoking too much or eating too much, and I don't want to cover their life choices, yet I still have to? Come back and talk when SCOTUS has allowed employers to make…

Obamacare will insert Uncle Sam into your uterus! Not if I get there first!

It wasn't the same event. It was just a dress that had been worn at some point by someone.

You think SJP doesn't have her own version of the Beygency?

Ahahaha - so Kim Cattrall paid someone off.

Oh no, I remember that. I just can't remember which happened first and who was trolling who.

My college roommate's dad is one - and he's the most liberal religious guy I've ever met. Everything I find wrong with religion doesn't exist for these guys.

I fucking love UCC pastors.

STFU, really, incredibly NOT the fucking point DUDE

Oh my gooood GAWD, remember when SJP wore the same dress as Miley by accident and she called it 'irresponsible' of her stylist? FFS, lady, it's a DRESS.

Mark, you're my new favorite.

I would hop all over Sudekis. Bradley Cooper seems like a sociopath.

More abortion providers than Starbucks in every city in the land...

so much so that I want to name something in my life after her.

she's probably not the best use of gif, being quite conservative.