signed in on my phone to star

Do you work in my office?

I met my husband at a bowling alley. Our first kiss was over the top of a bong. Very cute.

Even more prevalent...'ignore if your a socialist'

ding ding ding ding! I freaking KNOW the Carrie Underwood of which you speak. I wish I could post a picture to prove it but she's blocked me on facebook.

Yankee Candle makes a surprisingly awesome odor eater — little bead things called Good Air. I got one from my sister for Christmas and it eliminated the litter box smell for about 5 months before it was kaput.

When it dries, no smell. At all. The stinky is gone and the vinegar is gone and it's awesome. Cheap as shit, too.

Well, in the college town in my state with a huge football team - the local police also let the 'stars' off easily. One guy smashed 7 cars when he was out driving drunk at 2 am and was able to turn that into 'fell asleep while driving'.

Absolutely you can help. I'm one of the stories referenced above - I've been helped just being able to talk about it with people who care.

I told my husband 13 yrs after it happened and I was really comforted by him. I think it's really important that your partner can respond well in a crisis, especially one that is so pivotal and life-changing. If that's what he said out loud, what is he thinking privately? I'm not saying to toss out the last seven…

They call her Nori. Yep. Seaweed.

It doesn't make your horrible. I only eat meat when I know the source is not from factory farms. I was attempting to make a joke.

I dunno. Maybe they should check back in at 33. 'Cause all of the popular kids I knew in high school seem to be doing just fine now. Still hot. Some even making buckets of cash. Fuckers.

Do you think we can start a program where celebrities donate their extra miles/hotel points to us unimportants? They really know how to do it right.

I find it troubling that they come out with this shit so so so many months after we've clearly eaten said contaminated food. Welp, whatareyagonnado.

Seth Rogen is going to be so stoked you called him conventionally attractive.

Coachella-bound Moaning Myrtle Lana del Rey has reached peak Lana del Rey...

Because New Hampshire sucks maybe. It's like the Arkansas of New England. They're all scared about their guns being taken away and Bob Seeger's impending death.

I think it's the shitty roads when driving. That's pretty much the only thing that stresses me out here. Also - looking over on the interstate and seeing someone driving with their knees while taking a hit causes a tinch of anxiety.