Perhaps she sucks as well.

Wait. What?! Upper class sex in front of the court - so the Tudors could have been even MORE sexy?!

I used to sleep walk - and in my teenage years, I even ran up the stairs while sleeping. I also tripped and fell right on my boob and couldn't figure out why I was so sore the next morning.

I really love my husband. But our love is fully conditional, one condition is that he not be a complete fuck up at life like Bieber.

Oh Chay Tates...you do something for me.

Sarah Palin wasn't her opponent.

So throw some arugula and some artisanal aioli on the grilled cheese and now it's for upper class white people.

Maybe, but I like to think of Speed as her breakthrough.

I also thought he would still be working.

You don't remember Speed?! That is where we met Sandy for the first time!

I didn't. I bought gummy candy peaches with THC in them.

Me too. Made worse by catching another high person giggling and then you're giggling because they're giggling and pretty soon I just covered my face with my hands hoping it would help.

WAIT! I once met Soledad O'Brien whilst high. She was speaking at the college that I WORKED at. Worked at. Anyhoo - I used to supervise the student callers at night that hit you up for money. Can't do that sober, no sireee.

After reading Dowd's story, I wondered why there have been no attempts at edibles education in our national conversation. Kids! Edibles are not the way to dip your toes in the pot pool! Slow your fucking roll and have someone load you a bowl FFS.

My wedding ring was stolen and I was a teeeensy bit hopeful I might get hit on just once just to say that I got hit on. Nope. Still nothing.

Izzie from Grey's Anatomy did it.

It's really freeing. Go for it, sister.

Let's just say 'to each their own' and call it good. I'm happy to have women publicly speaking about this topic from this perspective - it makes me feel like less of a freak.

I don't know - I think there are plenty of great parents out there in the world. I don't feel like my missing kids are the answer to the world's problems. And even really great parents raise assholes sometimes, or even just regular fuck ups.

Jezebel is actually where I first admitted that I was raped. So...no. Sometimes a website where you are anonymous is the only place where you feel safe to talk about it. I'm glad you challenged his views. Someday for someone - it's going to make a difference.