Oh Hilaria...

Not gonna lie, I kind of now wish that "NotoriousRBG" was my screen name for everything now.

Sometimes her words just hypnotize me.

That is my dog, Mutley Bond Jr. He is terrified of anyone in uniform

I have too much love for my pets to exploit them, but I'm also probably never going to be rich.

It's only at 47%

This is delightful. I mean, candidate Romney can go scratch, but Grandpa Romney sounds awesome.

My little Optimus Feline would love the attention.

Because they are smart, rich people.

Crap Bag!

i really hope they are just trying to find the perfect location to make the most epic ball pit for north and blue

I would freak out upon seeing Paul Rudd anywhere.

I kind of wish Kiefer would have gone the "I'm not even sure who that is..." route. That is my favorite celebrity bitch move.

I'm sorry that you feel that way and I apologize if I've upset you. That's my fault.

Now, why would you think I'm a divorce attorney?

Oh, I thought the answer was going to be murder.

For me, it was when Kendell was turning 16 and Kris was pushing her to have a big, island destination party and Kendell felt that it was a touch ostentatious and wanted something down-to-Earth. Khloe told get Kendell that as long as she gives back in some way, it's not wrong to be ashamed of what you have.

I'm not much on organized religion of any kind, but this stance I can get behind! I hope they take this all the way to the Supreme Court! Had a great media law class in college in which I learned that if you try to tear a hole in any amendment or law to get at someone, then beware that the group you just went after…

"She's great, but she'd be a little lower on the totem pole if it weren't for hooking up with him."

Isn't there something to when your best friends go through a divorce, you're more likely too as well? So this is really Gwyneth's fault.