Monsters, monsters could swipe left.
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This made me laugh because I have a friend with a cocker spaniel named Norman. And for some reason, once you've met him, you can't imagine him as anyone BUT Norman.
Lincoln native, Omaha resident, Husker sports enthusiast/lunatic. Fuck. Yes. GBR!
I'm just a civil engineer, but isn't it complimentary, not complementary? ;-)
I wish I could be at Emma Watson's graduation party.
What up, Sunday Jezzies! I drunk-posted a comment on yesterday's diet-related article about how I'm not organized enough lately to eat well. When I woke up today, I was like 'wait, why?' So, I blew off reading a couple of shit-tier papers from my to-do list, went on a long walk in the beautiful sunshine with the…
"I shank drink flat tap" is my new snotism. Thank you!
That's nuts. It diminishes the experience of people who actually suffer from celiac or serious gluten sensitivity when everyone and their mother is suddenly gluten-free by choice. As I pointed out to some jackass who called me a jackass, calling the gluten-free diet a fad isn't insulting to people who have no choice…
For the first one I'd make an anonymous donation to a charity in honor of the baby. They won't specify the amount and you can give her the little announcement/card they include. She'll look like a jerk if she says anything and you can make lemonade out of lemons. It's basically following the rules since you gave a…
Not perfect, but also not accused of molesting children. So I'll call that a win.
Exactly. I feel like, she's hardly the only woman in hollywood to have a sex tape. She IS the only one to continue on to build a business empire. That's awesome to me. She took something that embarrassed her and leveraged it into book deals, makeup lines, clothing lines, television shows etc. Clearly she's doing…
YES. The "I have an extra special diet due to a rare and unusual medical condition because I am a special snowflake" syndrome.
To each their own I guess, but I'm really over the sexist "she's just a porn star" bullshit. That isn't even true. And even if it were, there would be nothing wrong with that. We get it. [General] You don't like her. How fun that must be for you. Say what you want about the legitimacy of Kim's "career" but there's no…
I think I'd rather my husband have a physical affair with no emotional attachment than an emotional affair. My heart hurts for you.
So this is what happens when I'm left alone with a copy of Adobe Photoshop and internet access:
I'm thinking that women may have been picking up on the fact that he's a f*cking psycho.
Search #StuffOnHerNose on Instagram. I promise you won't be disappointed.
Well played, Nicole Richie.
Gaga looks gorgeous. So does Jessica Simpson. I'm glad she seems happy; she's dumb as rocks but seems nice.