They probably opted for a Friday wedding since the venue was more reasonably priced.

"no one else saw them but me." #blessed #Yeezy

And I will be here with you, COVERING IT ALL!

Dorky old white people names make the best pet names.

Haha, my father's name is Norman, and he "blessed" us all with Scottish Gaelic names (he's Scottish). Yeah, thanks, Dad. My kids all got easy to pronounce names.

I do dog foster and I had an older gentleman who was looking to adopt a senior dog and his name was Teal Love. Best old guy name ever.

I lived in LA for 12 years and the most crazy bat shit insane thing I ever saw it when Britney was recording on my street. I heard all this yelling and screaming and honking and I walked out my front door of my crappy apt in a residential neighborhood and the street is packed bumper to bumper, with cars on the…

Just get rid of them at the professional level.

The "avoid date rape" and auctioning women off is totally wrong in any work environment. But why are they working for the team if the team is horrible and offers crap pay? This job is completely based on physical appearance and athletic ability. There are other jobs these women could do for more money.

Ooooh, that's so hard! You know what? I'm gonna take the over because I think these two crazy kids might just make it. (And by make it, I mean have a marriage that lasts a long time byHollywood standards, not a forever marriage.)

Yeah, I use to want the big music life thing, but see that the real way to go is to be in a band where no one knows the faces of the members (but love the music). Of course, now I'm The Old Musician, so that fantasy is staying parked where it is. Hee.

I have a kid with autism, and yes, having something to blame would maybe help, but for fuck's sake I just wish the stupid shit that these famous people say about autism (or god, or anything, really) wouldn't garner such attention. There are so many incredibly important things that should be talked about instead.…

I am a school psychologist and a colleague of mine believes this. I really like and respect her, so it's hard to reconcile. But she also watches Dr. Oz every day. :/

I suppose that if (IF!) they ever look good, it's on those girls with a quite small bust and flat tummy. Fucking 'fashion'...it's cruel

The theme of Kim's bachelorette party was "Boobs." I appreciate her friends' commitment.

OK, enough. First Stacey Dash loses her damn mind and now Toni Braxton does too. Teenage in the 90s Emoses is having a really hard time accepting all this.

dear god why

"My ideal scenario is being in a beloved band but having an everywoman face."

I've always wondered about this too. I wouldn't wish a life like that on my worst enemy!

In the spirit of this whole article, it irritates me when people say they married their "best friend", because to me "best friend" isn't a word with romantic connotations. It should be assumed that your husband or wife embodies the same qualities you would value in a best friend, but also has a bunch of other…