That's pretty bad. Some lemonade/iced tea/soda seems like it wouldn't kill them.

I love this gif! I'm (a little late) obsessed with HIMYM right now.

Oh, Gwyneth. Did you really just link to that fucking "Hardest Job in the World" video to make your point?

Honestly if I were getting married to someone and they suggested that I might call the whole thing off??? THEY CLEARLY HAVE NO IDEA OF HOW TO EXIST IN THE WORLD

my coworker recently had a wedding with no alcohol. needless to say, i didn't go bahaha

SHE IS ON JEZ SHE COULD BE ANYBODY OMG ARE YOU MARA WILSON?

Seattle could totally become a hipster name at the rate shit's going in baby-naming these days.

BURN.

You know, its funny, because I heard it a lot too but it was never used in the way that so many people think it is funny to use (bless your heart = you are so dumb/silly). It was always a sincere expression of empathy.

This is something that I do not do actually. It got said enough to me growing up that it makes me want to backhand someone when I hear it.

Like when Martha went to jail.

When I drink, a tinge of my Central New York accent comes out, and I was only there for four years of college (though formative drinking years, obvi). It's been almost 10 years, and it still rears its ugly head. Aww cree-ap!

Reese speaks a myriad of languages, including perfectly accented French. Laura Jeanne pronounces all the letters because THAT'S WHAT THEY'RE THERE FOR.

Oh Lord, does it ever. I'm from South Georgia and have a surprisingly mellow accent, but when I get (ahem, git) to drinking or talking to my family (or have mercy, both at once), it can't be stopped (stahpped).

I like how she drops the sweet act and lets her asshole flag fly when she's drunk.

When I drink, my friends are always like "Who the fuck..." (I'm from Tennessee and live in DC). I went on a drunk rant about wearing "house shoes" the other day (I guess people up north call them slippers?) and apparently it sounded like "howssss sheeeewuz." I love it.

When I drink, the south comes out hardcore. Aside from the occasional "I'm fixing to do something" you will rarely hear it otherwise.

That's not Reese. That's Laura Jeanne.

Agreed! In vino veritas....or as my S.O says to me after I have a few glasses of wine "Ahh - there's the LAWN-GUY-lander I fell in love with". Something about booze just seems to get the repressed accents flowing.

So... commenters can say how gross it is that a lot of the hatred for Kim/Kanye and their Vogue cover was racially-based, yet when Kim writes an open letter explaining she now understands racism is directed towards her family (and other people), the author of the article and other commenters are going to snark? UGH…