"That is brand new information!"

Gotcha. If there's a place where precision in language is important, it would be laws.

But for our sanity, even if the person is on a water and cocaine diet, we all need to stop comparing ourselves to others. Not just in terms of bodies, but anything. There will always be someone thinner, hotter, smarter, more successful, whatever than us. If we hinge our happiness on "winning", we will never be happy.

I'm moving soon and plan to buy "PIVOT" t-shirts for anyone who volunteers to help me. I adore this show.

Steak, grilled eggplant and a trifle. And lots of coffee afterward.

Try not to freak out, guys—she wrote "Eat me" and tweeted it. That's pretty dang inoffensive, as these things go. There's a pretty big difference between writing something cheeky and getting up in a parking person's face. She didn't kill your dog. Hell, she didn't even yell at a person. No reason to get too messed up…

I mean, really, if you look at the movies I have done, getting naked would never 'elevate' the picture.

"Never go commando in another man's fatigues!"

Welcome to Boston. Now, quitchabitchin' and pay the ticket like the rest of us.

I didn't even watch the series growing up but the finale has a special place in my heart. I was a freshman in college and things had gotten off to a rough start socially. I had this group of girls I really liked, but was just getting to know them. Over dinner the day before they were lamenting having to watch the…

I rewatched all 10 seasons recently (I'm an insomniac, I need something reassuring when I can't sleep) and a lot of oneliners I thought were mine, I had actually lifted from early episodes of Friends. Huh.

Aren't you a delight. Was it necessary to come to a blog involving people reminiscing about a show they like to tell them it's stupid?

Friends hasn't ended. We are on a break.

Whenever my sister and I go for sushi we always order the same starter.

These women are employees just like the rest of us. They MUST be paid a legal wage. Its the LAW. Why do we keep letting the NFL get away with all this? They don't pay their taxes. They don't pay their employees. And our tax dollars build their stadiums! Enough is enough!

Between choosing to wear pants and laying on the baby changing table in the bathroom, Cara Delevingne has officially won me over. Let's be friends!

Or like she's trying not to puke in her mouth because she just realized she's with Sean Penn.

you know the met gala is fucked when sarah silverman is one of the best dressed

Yeah, the first time I saw the James Hewitt conspiracy theory, I was totally on board with it . . . until I saw the pictures of a young Prince Charles, and then I realized he looked like him too. Apparently Diana had a type, and that type was . . . men who looked like her future son.