My grandpa died.

Jen getting the news from Justin.

Allllll kinds of Nebraska friends naming their kid Boston now. What. the. How.

At this point I think Kate's stylist hates her.

I think tongues get tired with all the booze.

I hope you also bless people's hearts.

Oooh! I have house pants. But I think that's just something I made up. Like vodka drinking couch pants = yoga pants in the real world.

Mmmm, yes, that too.

That's what happens to my Boston friend too :) I love it, it's adorable.

I love how Reese's accent comes out to play when she's drunk.

When I was a senior in college, I got kicked off of my soccer team in the airport, in front of the men's and women's teams. As in, "gather around kiddos, coach has something to say" and BAM! Humiliate MsRobertPlant time. I felt like my bowels were going to fall out of the ol' asshole and that I would just slowly melt…

I still quote the show with my sister.

They seem the closest to real life Barbie & Ken. But I kind of love their over the top affection for some reason. I've seen Tom Brady in the flesh and it made me start mumbling incoherently.

The baby changing table pic had me thinking the same thing. She looks like the most fun ever.

pants not gown.

I dunno, I think I might vacuum in it. Take out the trash. Get groceries.

Not even Sally Draper would wear a dress this young. For shame.

I was given my boss' job when I was 25, and he mine. When I asked for the requisite title change and pay increase, I was told I was a young woman with no family. This was in 2005. I should have sued the fuck out of them but I just quit instead.

Yeah, but I sure do wish those men assholes would make a Target run once in awhile.

I win the bread in my family. Of husband and cat. Neither one of those assholes brings the amount of bread home that I bring with bacon and the things.